you absolute retard, i hope your day is as chaotic and
unforgettable as you are 🎂
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happy birthday, you menace.
another year older, still the same certified idiot
i love. hope this year brings you everything good and none of the
stuff that makes you insufferable (love you anyway).
real one's coming, i'm just broke rn. consider this
the IOU 😭🎁
